Spanx Jerks

Ana's status: MY GREEN TEA REEKS OF MARIJUANA

me: pot tea - it's the new brownies
Ana: its much less delicious than brownies
boooo
me: yeah im not a fan of tea anyway
Ana: its OK, better with SUGAR like everything
im ona diet
i fit into smaller underwears!
me: hooray!
that's the real measure of how well a diet is going haha
Ana: yeah its a real pain in the ballsack
Ana: i have to fit into a dress for this weekend
still not sure it thats going to happen
its frightening
me: are you almost there or do you have a lot more to go?
Ana: i dont know
ahahaha
last time i tried it on didnt quite fit....
as in not really at all
me: lol
can you use some spanx or something?
Ana: yeah
but they can only do so much
fingers crossed
that shits expensive though
Ana: stupid jerks
me: the sacrifices us women have to make in the name of beauty and non-fatness!
Ana: or fat-hidingness
ahahaa