Busted!!

Ana: uuh
http://longscarves.blogspot.com/2011/06/anas-message-to-dying-world.html
?
bwaaa???
me: HAHAHHAHAH DAMN IT!!!
Ana: ahahahahahaaaaa
wtf
thats pretty impressive
me: we were talking one day about how funny convos with you are, and we're like we should save them b/c she cracks us up! so we wanted to get a bunch together and then get together with you in person and show you this whole blog!!! how did you finddddd it???
Ana: if i knew i was being taped i would have done less "babbahaha"
me: cris figured out how to add pictures!
it was going to be ahhmazing!
now we just look like creepers
hahahahhahahahahahhahaha
Ana: cassie showed em
its hilarious
me: I KNOW!!
hahahhahahah!!!
Ana: because i had no idea
i was really scared at first
me: people in saudi arabia read it!
LMAO!
Ana: i was like "damn, shouldnt have bought so many poison books, they're recording me now"
me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAH
Ana: then i saw it was you guys
i was like, "wheeew"

Hole Enforcers

Ana's new status message - I was looking for those little stickers that are used when one of the holes from a 3 hole punched piece of paper is ripped. I don't know what they're called...but let me tell you, googling "hole enforcers" and "hole correctors" do NOT give the desired results. 2:26 PM
me: omg dying
hahahahhahahhahahahah
Ana: ahaha
me: so your google search didnt' go as planned?
did you do an image search?
hahahahhahahhaa
Ana: ahaa no thank god
me: LOL!! did you end up finding your hole enforcers?
Ana: nooo
hole protectors doesnt work either
me: bahahahhahahahahhahahahaha
i know what you're talking about though!
Ana: WHAT IS IT CALLED?
me: http://www.officespecialties.com/avery_dennison_05721_reinforcement_labels_ave_33056_prd1.htm
reinforcement labels?
Ana: WOOOOO
THAT HARDLY DESCRIBES WHAT IT IS
AINT NO LABEL!
me: LOL!! i know! at first i was googling stickers
i wouldn't consider it a label!
now you can reinforce your holes!!!
hooray!
Ana: ahaha
HOLE ENFORCERS
ENFORCING THE HOLE
me: HAHAHAHAHHAHA!! i'm picturing little people with spears
telling holes to be holes
Ana: ahaha
i imagined a large german man wearing leather
me: you would

Ana's Message to the Dying World

Ana's status: stop. breeding.
me: who's breeding?
Ana: the worls
*world
me: im not
currently
Ana: good
i dont mind SOME breeding
but there are too many people
and they world is dying'
me: and here i was planning on popping out nine or ten kids
Ana: damn!
me: i figured i could move next to you and you could help out, be like a babysitter
Sent at 5:00 PM on Thursday
Ana is offline. Messages you send will be delivered when Ana comes online.
me: that's a no on the babysitting then?

Thou Shalt Not Speak Of...

me: somehow i spent a shitload at target and i dont even know what i got really
some draino, a dress, face lotion...
Ana: oh target will do that...
let us not speak of it

Valiant Yogurtmen

Ana's new status message - HAIR REMOVAL GROUPON. EDITED JOKES HERE WE COME!
me: hahahahahha!!! i need a link to this article when you're done!
Ana: bahaha
im sure by the time its edited it will be nice and tarded
me: hahahahhahahahha!! then i will insert my own Ana commentary in my head
as i read it
bahahah
Ana: http://www.groupon.com/deals/alpine-yogurt-cafe yogurt cow
me: hahahah! your opening line is amazing
Ana: bahah rob helped
it was better before the edits
Ana: i called them yogurtmen
valiant yogurtmen

8RED

Ana: SO ROB CALLS ME
and hurridly asks me if the shop downstairs has five 50 pound bags of concrete that i can take home
i ask him why and he says "I dont have time to explain"
i REALLY hope he didnt open up another underground portal to hell
me: LMAO!!!!!!
Ana: plus that wouls take at LEAST 7 bags
me: the portal is obviously affecting his math skillz
Ana: sooo I have NO IDEA what im going home to
me: what could he possibly make with 5 bags of concrete?? LMAO!
dont you need one of those mixer trucks to go with it?
Ana: ahahahaaaaa
i have no idea
its all very alarming
me: hahah i'm still dying laughing
Ana: ahahahahaaaaa
me: you MUST provide this concrete
Ana: im scared!
me: if anything it'll just end in someones death...nothing to be concerned about
bahahhahahaha
Ana: they dont have any!
me: OH NO
you're screwed then
bahahhahahahhaahahhahha
Ana: there are going to be all kinds of devils eating my food and drawing on the walls when i get there
me: your only concern about having devils in your house is them drawing on your walls?!?!?!?!?!
hahahahhahhahahhahah
Ana: rob will have soot all over his face
me: OR PREHAPS THE DEVILS WILL BE EATING HIS BRAINS!
Ana: i'll have to go find some virgins
TOUGH JOB
naaaah
Ana: i have a lot of pina colada mix lefy
me: not after the drunk devils get to it
Ana: oh man that could be fun though
maybe this is a good thing
unique marketing opportinity
me: sooo you're basically saying you either need to come home with a shit ton of concerte...or a shit ton of virgins
this is why you're my friend
hahahhaha
Ana: if tomorrow the sun rises read, you'll know
8RED
and if nobody can TYPE
me: HAHAHAHHAH i will look fr 8RED
damnt it
damn it*
Ana: AHAHAA
ITS ALREADY WORKING
me: rob must be mid battle by now
Ana: PSH
he couldnt baattle
if by battle you mean "hiding in the laundry room with the cat"
me: i thought he played lots of vampire wars on facebook?
hahahahhahahhahah!
Ana: i bet Karl could hold his own
me: at least he'd save karl!
Ana: karl would be right at home
probably ebcome elader before i get there
me: hahahahhahahahhahahhhahah!!!! that's one badass cat
Ana: he truly is
he practices fighting with rubber bands
me: rob or karl?
Ana: kalr
hah
me: lol! 8RED HAS BEGUN!
Ana: ALL HAIL KALR
me: and..erm...don't look a that man crying in the laundry room...
Ana: AHAHAHA

Mice > Cris > Ants

Ana's status: THIS IS WAR! ANT WAR!
me: why are you having an ant war?
Ana: they are everywhere
they come in when it rains
there are dead bodies everywhere
its super gross
me: dead bodies haha
many casualties in war
Ana: so many!
its grim
me: but it sounds like your side is winning
Ana: i dont think so
there are many more of them
me: but you're bigger
Ana: true
but im also grossed out
me: i went through a mouse war last year
ugh it was horrible
Ana: OH NO
THAT WOULD MAKE ME SAD\
me: sad for the mice or sad for me?
Ana: them
:(
me: what about me?? i had to throw away a lot of food
i could have gotten sick
or died!
Ana: you wouldnt die silly
poor guys
i would feel bad if i had to kill them
i had pet mice
they are sooo cuuute
Ana: i need soup!