8RED

Ana: SO ROB CALLS ME
and hurridly asks me if the shop downstairs has five 50 pound bags of concrete that i can take home
i ask him why and he says "I dont have time to explain"
i REALLY hope he didnt open up another underground portal to hell
me: LMAO!!!!!!
Ana: plus that wouls take at LEAST 7 bags
me: the portal is obviously affecting his math skillz
Ana: sooo I have NO IDEA what im going home to
me: what could he possibly make with 5 bags of concrete?? LMAO!
dont you need one of those mixer trucks to go with it?
Ana: ahahahaaaaa
i have no idea
its all very alarming
me: hahah i'm still dying laughing
Ana: ahahahahaaaaa
me: you MUST provide this concrete
Ana: im scared!
me: if anything it'll just end in someones death...nothing to be concerned about
bahahhahahaha
Ana: they dont have any!
me: OH NO
you're screwed then
bahahhahahahhaahahhahha
Ana: there are going to be all kinds of devils eating my food and drawing on the walls when i get there
me: your only concern about having devils in your house is them drawing on your walls?!?!?!?!?!
hahahahhahhahahhahah
Ana: rob will have soot all over his face
me: OR PREHAPS THE DEVILS WILL BE EATING HIS BRAINS!
Ana: i'll have to go find some virgins
TOUGH JOB
naaaah
Ana: i have a lot of pina colada mix lefy
me: not after the drunk devils get to it
Ana: oh man that could be fun though
maybe this is a good thing
unique marketing opportinity
me: sooo you're basically saying you either need to come home with a shit ton of concerte...or a shit ton of virgins
this is why you're my friend
hahahhaha
Ana: if tomorrow the sun rises read, you'll know
8RED
and if nobody can TYPE
me: HAHAHAHHAH i will look fr 8RED
damnt it
damn it*
Ana: AHAHAA
ITS ALREADY WORKING
me: rob must be mid battle by now
Ana: PSH
he couldnt baattle
if by battle you mean "hiding in the laundry room with the cat"
me: i thought he played lots of vampire wars on facebook?
hahahahhahahhahah!
Ana: i bet Karl could hold his own
me: at least he'd save karl!
Ana: karl would be right at home
probably ebcome elader before i get there
me: hahahahhahahahhahahhhahah!!!! that's one badass cat
Ana: he truly is
he practices fighting with rubber bands
me: rob or karl?
Ana: kalr
hah
me: lol! 8RED HAS BEGUN!
Ana: ALL HAIL KALR
me: and..erm...don't look a that man crying in the laundry room...
Ana: AHAHAHA