Future Dogs and Magical Midgets

me: whats your facebook password?
Ana: bahahaa why?
me: no good reason...
my friends account got hacked
and i said i wouldnt be a good hacker
bc i'd guess spraklypurplepants as everyone's password
Ana: ahaha well thats not it
me: does it have to do with food?
Ana: nope
me: past, present or future dogs and/or cats you owned/own/will own?
Ana: bahahaha future dogs
my PASSWORD IS NAY UNGUESSABLE
but yes, it has a pet name and numbers
me: teddy3?
any variation of bob?
Ana: ahaha nope
me: carl5812?
Ana: aahah no
also its KARL
me: whoops
KARL666?
Ana: nopeeeee
me: ok i give up, what is it?
Ana: im not telling
its a passswooorddddd
gandolf says : YOU SHALL NOT PASS-WOOORDDD
me: tell me
whats the worst i could do?
Ana: LOT SOF STUFF
i could ask myself the saaaame question
and the answer is scary
and hilarious
lets just say there would be lots of naked midgets
me: yea, thats why i would NEVER give you my password
bad idea
you think you'd ever have a fling with a midget?
Ana: no no no no no noooooooooooo
only if it gave me magical powers
then yes
me: what kind of powers?
Ana: levitation
mind reading
me: so you could find out people's fb passwords?
Ana: ahahaha yes, exactly
my ultimate goal
me: but im the one who wants to know your password!
Ana: the ultimate irony