Ana's status: HUMANS ARE STUPID!
me: so are cats
my roommate's stupid cat is the worst
she scratches the couch, jumps on the kitchen counter, doesn't understand the word no, and she tries to bite me when i pet her!
Ana: AHAHAHA
my cat does that
they give no fuck
well he doesnt scratch the furniture
and only bites when hes really excited
me: well this cat hates me
it probably knows i dont like it
and i call it cat, not by her name
Ana: WHATS THE NAME?
oops caps
me: hahaha
sandy
Ana: sandy
more like, Blandy
me: yeah i dont like that name
i had suggested chiquita banana
Ana: or Face Destroyer
me: hmm im not sure about that one...it seems a little violent and the cat already tries to bite me
Ana: Bitey
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