Anas facebook status: Why do people care about the royal wedding??? Will there be nudity or something? Then I might care.
Jess: man the royal wedding is like the absolute opposite of nudity.
Ana: They even wear clothes on the inside!
Jess: HEY YOUNG LADY. YOUR LUNGS ARE NAKED. PUT A SHIRT ON THEM.
Brooke: Because it's so romantic...just accept it. :)
Ana: its so barfy
Ana: Also, is there a law against nobility shaving their heads when they're balding? Give it up dear Charles. (That's the guy, right?? Steve? Jimbo?)
Ana: Charlemagne?
Robert: It is ridiculous. These people are born to do nothing. I have to give the chick some credit though. She was born to work and now she and all here descendants will be worthless and unproductive just like her inbred husband.
Ana: oOooOOoooOOOH SNAAAP.
Kaitlin: i hear there's lots of teeth, not so much hair, and a few horses...
Ana: that sounds like a great wedding night.
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