Gang Colors

Ana's status: I'm starting a gang. Who wants in?

me: me!
ana: ok but you gotta be tough
you gotta chew rocks!
you gotta kill a man with a slinky!
me: i've already done that
ana: you gotta use old ladies for their cookie making then NOT give them a hug thank-you!
me: oh shoot, that i've never done
me: can i thank her in spanish
ana: no
prohibito no!
me: that must be ana spanish for prohibido
ana: yes! its gang talk!
you better learn it!
dont want to piss off the gang and get the bologna-spanking of a lifetime
me: yes ma'am! any other gang-words i should know?
what is this gang called?
and what are our colors so i know how to tell who's in it?
ana: colors are easy, clear and tweed
i have a clear suit with tweed patches on my elbows
to make it look classy
me: of course, of course
me: i have a red tweed skirt, does that work?
ana: yes
yes it does
but you betetr wear a saran wrap shirt just to be safe
me: eep can i wear a bra under it or should that be either clear or tweed too?
ana: tweed bra
me: hmm ok
i'll look for one online
ana: sweet let me know when you do
we have to plan initiation night, and i know dominoes doesnt deliver past 11
me: i thought we only ate rocks
ana: no thats just for toughness
me: ok, rocks and pizza, got it!
ana: mmmm
i want pizza