The Face of Hot Sauce

me: oooweeeeooooo i look just like buddy holly
ana: oh oh and I like to eat hot sauce
ana: i dont care where your pita chips are, anyway
i dont care about that!
me: mmm pita chips
ana: i love them as well
i make em in the oven
me: i just buy them at the store
the cinnamon ones yum
ana: but you cant eat those with humus
me: i have the sabra garlic humus in the fridge right now yum
ana: jalepeno
chipotle is good!
me: haha you and your spicy food
ana: i literally ate half a bottle of hot sauce yesterday
man, i have to stop doing that
TOO EXPENSIVE
me: maybe you can ask them to sponsor you
you can put their logo on your car
and a flag outside your house
in return for free hot sauce for life
ana: oh man
would do that
me: maybe you could be the subway jared of hot sauce
ana: ahahaha the hot sauce diet?
well i am pooping too much today