Oatmeal, Licorice, and Bubble Gum Flavored Non-Bubble Gum Food Stuff

It all started with an innocent conversation between Kait and I about peanut butter. Kait said she added peanut butter to her oatmeal but didn't enjoy it. I said I just don't like oatmeal. Kait said Ana also doesn't like oatmeal - she gets grossed out when it's mentioned. What followed:

me:  you know what i love?

ana:  MASHED POTATOES??? 

me:  OATMEAL!

i cant get enough of it!

ana:  OH GOD

DONT BRING THAT TRASH UP IN HERE

me:  ok, you insult oatmeal, you insult me!

ana:  i loathe oatmeal!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

me:  my heart is breaking

ana:  is it bleeding oatmeal?

there are only 3 things i hate...well 3 food things

me:  no, it's bleeding sadness, hurt and betrayal

ana:  oatmeal, licorice, and bubble-gum flavored crap that isnt bubblegum

me:  im actually eating bubble gum and licorice flavored oatmeal right now

ana:  AYJHFAYTFATFAA

ana:  I JUST DOES INSIDE

DIED

AHEM

Which of course I related to Kait, which in turn prompted her to say:

kait:  you know what i love????
bubble gum flavored ice cream!
ana:  ARGH